Want a sweety, little girl? - pog

On the road to Marrakech
Reality bites
poggy style (pace downtown)

Want a sweety, little girl?

My voice has clearly not yet recovered from the vile snotty-headed, chesty cold that I am now almost rid of. I've just tried to phone one of our other offices twice:
'Hellooooooo! Charity-that-sounds-like-a-70s-kiddy-sci-fi-programme. Jasmine speaking. How can I help you?'
'Hi Jasmine, Pog here ...' *crash*
'Hello?'
It happened again.
On my third try she said 'Did you say Pog?'
'Um, yes'
'Oh - sorry - you sounded just like this bloke that's been making obscene phone calls here all day.'
Great. Just great. I've moved on from Dot Cotton to the Dirty Phantom Heavy Breathing Bloke.

11.5.07 16:25

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Mikeachim / Website (11.5.07 17:08)
Voiceovers for films.
Can you say ".....more dangerous.....and more horrifying....than anyone could have imagined" and sound like you mean it?
The film industry needs you, pog. At least until your voice is back to normal.

Daxy / Website (14.5.07 08:35)
You always were a bit chesty, Pog...
Fancy phoning a charity and making lewd suggestions, isn't that the pinnacle of sadness?

Jack Dalton (14.5.07 13:09)
Have you tried Vicks.... ;-)

pog (15.5.07 17:01)
Thanks SO much for the sympathy guys. Hmf.
Were you thinking of assisting, jd? No? Hmf.

Daxy / Website (16.5.07 10:04)
There there, poor Pog.
*Croons with sympathy, sings her a lullaby and offers her a comforting nipple*
Ouch!
*Files down Pog's sharp teeth*
Yes, it's going to be one of those days......

pog (16.5.07 11:33)
MMMMmmmmmmfffff ....

roach / Website (7.6.07 18:34)
Pog - just a note to say thanks for the recommendation of the cupping room in NYC. We went for a massive hangover-fix breakfast and it was first class. Thanks! You have fine taste m'lady :-)

pog (8.6.07 10:25)
I have to confess it wasn't me that found it - it was my sis. I absolutely love the place - and the food - and am v glad you did too.

Mikeachim / Website (27.8.07 21:01)
It's been yonks since you updated things in here. Many, many yonks.

Hope all is well with the Pog.

(12.9.07 17:06)
Yo Mike - I've migrated over to vox.com these days, I'm afraid - but am keeping my libellous blog entries to 'neighbours only' - so if you register over there (which you have to do, to comment) let me know here and I'll 'neighbour' you so you can read 'em if you want ....

Cheers m'dear!
Splog x

Pendullum / Website (29.4.08 18:58)
Hope that you are on the mend soon...

Foxyboy / Website (18.10.08 18:32)
LOL...ty for cheering me up!

Da_Xingxing (9.4.10 14:38)
Wonders whatever happened to the Poglet

pog (16.4.10 12:09)
See above Daxy - am over on vox.com these days. Let me know here if you sign up (I limit access to my blog to 'friends' to avoid being done for libel ... ) and I'll add you to the list so you can see my blogs. Not that I've been blogging much lately - gone are the days of yore when I did little else!